It’s really not my fault. It’s twitter’s fault. And Nordstrom’s.
In May, I blogged about discovering a nail polish blog. I said I’d never be the same and I was right. Now I think of nail polishes not as being just polishes, but as being cremes, jellies, metallics, foils, etc. I now know that getting bubbles in your nail polish or having sheet prints on them even though you painted them 3 hours before bed is a result of shitty base/top coats. I also used to think blue nail polish was over a line I’d never cross. Now I think green is. Green is totally crazy. And yellow. And white. Those colors are nuts!
Before my discovery of that blog, I had 23 bottles of nail polish. Mostly red, magenta, wine, purple and black. Since May, I’ve almost doubled my collection by adding 19 new bottles. 3 are base/top coats. The other 16? Awesomeness.

So it’s twitter’s fault because I’d see tweets about nail polish sales. (looking at you, Zoya) Buy one get one free! Buy one get two free! It’s Nordstrom’s fault for having a sale on Butter London, buy two get one free! I was really out of control that day. I bought 4, got 2 free. Dave said, “You went to Nordstrom? What’s in the bag?”
“Guilt.”
A few notes about these colors.
• Almost none of them are even remotely similar to anything I already have. With the exception of a warm gray/grayish pink that I thought was lighter online than it is and is in fact very similar to a color I have.
• There’s a crazy pink glitter in there and glitter isn’t really my style but MAN is it ever sparkly. (second from the right in the photo below)

• When I was in high school I wanted to find nail polish that was the color of red Christmas ornaments. Above photo, third from right: found it!!
• Never again forking over the absurd amount of cash Chanel charges for their chips-within-24-hours nail polish (above, right).
• The two center colors are a sexy straightforward metallic purple and Jem, a color Zoya describes as “A dark red-toned purple base with metallic dark pink highlights and subtle gold duochrome flecks.” Yes. Come on, fall!
• The cools and my first blue nail polishes. From right to left: a dark murky navy, a sexy peacock metallic, a light blue with silver shimmer, a light grayish blue with silver shimmer, a light gray creme and a super duper shimmery silver that I posted on Facebook and said I’d name it MacBook Pro. It also makes me feel like I’m secretly related to The Tin Man.

So that’s it. I’m cut off. I said that after I raided the Butter London counter, but then Zoya’s Smoke and Mirrors fall collection came out and they had a buy one get two free thing and so here we are. 16 new bottles of nail color in 4 months.
Seriously? I’m cut off until spring.