Yesterday I made a not-too-ambitious to-do list, or so I thought. It included yoga, buying a shower curtain, buying succulents/cactus since apparently this drought is going to last 10 years, planting them and going to a group meditation (my first since moving here).
All that’s doable, right? Unless you’re in a Philadelphia [one documented here]. I went to yoga, a class I hadn’t been to before, arriving 1 minute late and I went into the foyer-room and peeked into the class. Everyone was laying in savasana with blankets and blocks as props. Wait, I thought I was late, not coming in at the end of class. No one was moving. I crept out and checked the schedule. Yup. Right place, right time. Two more people went in. I waited and looked in again and there still seemed to be no sign of an instructor and everyone was laying still. This was unlike any yoga class I’ve ever been to and it freaked me out and I left.
My friend texted me before yoga to see if I wanted to buy new running shoes today. I said sure and that I’d pick her up after yoga. Or, I thought I said that.
Since I was now skipping yoga, I decided to go to Whole Foods Market and get a smoothie and some cactus in their garden section. But I didn’t want to park underground and make a big ordeal out of it, using escalators and whatnot. I wanted to zip in, zip out. I circled the lot 5 times and got no spots but did notice they’d replaced all the cactus with pumpkins.
So I left and went to pick up my friend, who was all, “Why are you here?” I scrolled up through my texts and sure enough, never said I’d pick her up, just that we could go after yoga. At any rate, we did go shoe shopping and the girl was super helpful and I got a new pair of running shoes. (You’re supposed to replace them every 8 months… ooops.)
This was the first and only productive thing that would happen.
We left the running store and went a few blocks over to West Elm where I was going to buy a shower curtain I’d already picked out. Which they didn’t have. Not even a display version. Every other shower curtain? Yes.
So I gave up and we went and had lunch on the lake and I had a giant michelada in a Mason Jar. It’s all you can do, at that point.
I dropped my friend off and on the way home decided I did have control over one more thing and I could at least do something productive that I needed to do this weekend. I went to the metro station to buy my bus pass.
No lie. I came home and knew better than to do anything else on my list. If I tried to go to the group sit, I’d get lost. If I tried to pour myself a gin drink, the bottle that’s been on our fridge wouldn’t be there. Dave suggested we have sex (surprise!) but I’m sure even that would have gone wrong somehow and I didn’t want to find out how.
So we ate cereal and watched Halloween Simpsons and today is a new day.



















