“Ugh, I hope all those little girls don’t go voting for Robert because of his tall thin body, dark hair, jawline, and stupid white teeth.”
Dave laughs and shakes his head.
“Because Lauren has to win! For being awesome. And for her ass.”
“ShhhYEAH. Her ass should have a separate voting phone number.”
“Would you call in and vote?”
“Three times.”
(This is my first season watching this show. Good luck, Lauren!)



