“I think I’m going to have to unfriend my friend [SallyMae].”

“Who?”

“Remember the girl I used to know and I friended her on facebook and she was on vacation in Greece?”

“Oh, yeah. Why?”

“Look. Photo album of ‘New Fun Ride.’” (aka silver Mercedes SL 600 convertible.)

“Jesus. Not even a 500, had to go for the 6.”

“Dude. Look.” (I point to the taillights of the other car, the one in the garage.)

“CCCCWWWWWHHATTTT??? HER HUSBAND DRIVES A FUCKING FERRARI?”

“I guess she drives the sensible car.”

“Dude. I’m unfollowing Keaton Branch because I can’t unfriend HER.”