so this myspace thing has gone too far. (i’m back to all-lowercase, more on that later.)

i read “the boondocks” every morning at work first thing. it’s like a ritual. green tea, e-mail, bbc news, rss feed for new blog postings, and the boondocks. and a few weeks back, granddad started a profile on myspace to meet hot chicks.

his myspace address was in the strip, so i went. granddad has a real profile! i added both him and aaron mcgruder as my “friends.” aaron approved my add right away. granddad didn’t.

i was sad, like, “dude, why won’t granddad approve my friend request?” (please note, people, i am SAD that a geriatric CARTOON CHARACTER won’t be my virtual friend. i hope this didn’t escape you.)

but i figured it out. it’s because he doesn’t think i’m hot. all his “friends” are these curvy girls in minimal clothing. my profile pic is of one of my eyes closed!! he didn’t approve me because i’m not a skank! granddad really went on myspace to meet hot chicks and is only approving THEM to be his friends. omg, that’s hilarious!!!!

ahem. i know i sound 12.

UPDATE: he did eventually add me as a friend.  i don’t think it means i’m a skank, but that i’m a hottie.

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