Monthly Archives: March 2006

It’s been a year. Rest In Peace, Mitch Hedberg. —– I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn’t grow shit. Last week I helped my friend stay put. It’s a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over … Continue reading →

Several months ago, I got this free magnet thing out of a magazine. I carefully pulled all the pieces apart and put them on my fridge. Technically I’m wearing the guy’s bottom part: jeans and kicks. But really: how often … Continue reading →

So still no internet at work. Turns out I do most of my blogging at work. Gee, who’da figured? Gosh, how DO I manage it, between beating my previous best Minesweeper score, working on raising my winning percentage in Solitaire … Continue reading →

From Robert “Mr. Bitches” Freeman . . . ——– Slow down, cutie-pie! Just ain’t got to your request yet Robert —————– Original Message —————– From: jen Date: Mar 20, 2006 5:21 PM dude. granddad. you can’t just not approve me … Continue reading →

here’s my baby sister who was staying with me for spring break. she’s 16 so, natch, she’s talking on the phone.

“That shot didn’t really taste like alcohol.” “I know, I asked her to give you a girly one.” “Thanks, Jennifer!” “I might be a bad influence, but I’m not trying to kill you.” “Thanks. I know you care.”

“Geez, could they possibly send me ANY MORE Victoria’s Secret Catalogs–Hey, this skirt is CUTE!”

I picked all the wrong upsets. **EDITOR’S NOTE**Saturday, 9pm– Well, not ALL the wrong upsets.

So a few years ago, in my stupidity, I added a bare bones profile to classmates.com. I thought it was cool to see what everyone was up to and I think I might have even contacted a few people through … Continue reading →